Ghost Of The Robot

Ghost Of The Robot (GOTR) was a five piece
Californian band that is fronted by James Marsters who played"Spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel. Their style is grunge-ish, punk-ish, rock-ish with a dash of country splashed over the top.

You can find their official site at www.ghostoftherobot.net.

 

WARNING - VERY SMUTTY STUFF AHEAD!

I am evil, so I have written an alternative set of lyrics to a few of their songs. Those folks that are into the band will get the joke, the rest of you should buy their first album 'Mad Brilliant'.

I am not suggesting that any members of the band are lecherous, would like to be builders or have problems with their love lives. If any one who is connected with the band would like me to take down the lyrics, I will, 'cause I can be reasonable, really, as long as it's not a full moon.

DANGEROUS (LECHEROUS)

I don't think you know my name
But your so darn cute so that's a real shame
I'm a pretty little boy with this thing you see
And I would like to get you on your knees

But I'll be looking at you with your long blond hair
I just wanna get into your underwear
Look so good when you come my way
And when I look down I know I'm not gay

Cause I'm lecherous
I'm lecherous
I'm lecherous
And I think you know it

One maybe, two may be three more hours
I'll be impersonating Austin Powers
So close your eyes and just lay back
I'm a dirty little devil but I'm great in the sack

But I'll be looking at you with your long blond hair
I just wanna get into your underwear
Look so good when you come my way
And when I look down I know I'm not gay

Cause I'm lecherous
I'm lecherous
I'm lecherous
And I think you know it

DAVID LETTER MAN (BOB THE BUILDER MAN)

Wouldn't it be nice - if I could be
Bob the Builder - man
Wouldn't it be rad - if I could be
Laying bricks and drinking lots of tea
Wouldn't it be sweet
If I could dig up your street
Six days a week
But I try as hard as I can
But I could never be
Bob the Builder - man

I know, I know I'd have to lay - tarmac on the street
I' ld have to wear those great - big boots upon my feet
I' ld climb high up a ladder - to fix up the roof slates
I'd work so slow - double my quote

So I say...

Wouldn't it be nice - if I could be
Bob the Builder - man
Wouldn't it be rad - if I could be
Laying bricks and drinking lots of tea
Wouldn't it be sweet
If I could dig up your street
Six days a week
But I try as hard as I can
But I could never be
Bob the Builder - man

ANGEL (VENGEFUL)

She comes home to me after a hard nights work
Breaks both my arms and calls me a jerk
Can't get out of bed, 'cause I am still plastered
She says "go get a job you freeloading bastard"
Said "it's not my fault, and anyway look what you keep doing to me"

She's vengeful
I can see it
With mood swings
I sure feel them
She's vengeful
But she can't see it
And she's towering above me
Every day, every day of my life

Bright diamond eyes with daggers beneath them
Wouldn't be so bad, but does she have to use them?
I said "don't worry honey, I've got an audition"
But think "why didn't I train as some kind of physician?"
'Cause life with a woman was never meant to be easy

She's vengeful
I can see it
With mood swings
I sure feel them
She's vengeful
Rather PMS-ish
And she's towering above me
Every day, every day of my life

NEW MAN


You're tired of having ribs to chew
They're scraps from yesterday
Now I see I was a fool
You wanted me for your buffet

I don't care why you cut me
I'm not giving you a second slice
You can say that I'm too tasty
You bit me once - don't bight be twice

If you ever see me outWith my new French Girlfriend too
She is a vegetarian
I'm safer here than there with you